Ms. Devine...we love you. We really do. But lately your outfits, hair, and make-up have actually been vicious attacks on our eyes. And that makes us not love you. It pains us to do this, but maybe this will be a wake up call for you to get at least a 1-person glam squad. It just must be done. Gold lame and glitter eyeshadow and oversized mu-mus made out of curtains just can't be life. Help us help YOU. Repeat after us, "I am Loretta Devine. And I am Foolywang Material." The first step to recovery is admittance. Good luck...
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